Shipping & returns

Do you want to return your purchase? (OHH NOOOO)


  • Doesn’t your purchase meet your expectations? you may return the item(s) to us within 14 days of receipt. Before making a return shipment, please fill out our online returns form.


Read more about the return procedure below.


Instructions for Return shipments


  • You may return an item within 14 after receipt.


  • The item may not be damaged or used. The item also must be clean and in the original packaging in order to be returned.


  • Items cannot be used and all labels and tags need to be attached to the product if you want to return your purchase.


  • Returned items will be checked upon arrival.


  • If you wish to make an exchange, we ask you to please return the item in question and then proceed to place a new order.


Online Return Form


  • Please completely fill out the online return form on this page. You will then receive an email confirmation that your return has been registered. Please proceed to print the return form and send it along with your return. This allows us to process your return properly.


Posting Your Return Shipment


  • We do not cover any return shipping costs. Each return shipment ought to be sent using a track & trace codee. Return shipments without either a track & trace code or a printed return form won’t be accepted.


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